It’s 7:53 a.m. The bell rings in two minutes. You’ve got one shot to make it from one side of the school to the other without being marked tardy. But just as you hit the hallway—bam. You’re trapped behind a group of zombies.
Slow walkers. We all know them. We’ve all been stuck behind them. And for many students, it’s become one of the biggest pet peeves.
At Cabot High School, navigating the hallways between classes can feel more like a traffic jam than walking to class. With hundreds of students on the move at the same time, a few people walking at a slow pace can ruin the whole thing. Junior Christopher Adams had strong opinions about the slow walkers in our school.
“I’m not saying people need to sprint, but at least walk with purpose,” Adams said.
He’s not alone. Many students said slow walkers were a major source of hallway stress. Multiple cited people walking in wide groups, stopping suddenly, or just not caring about the people around them. Senior Nelida Lopez is a witness of the slow walker epidemic.
“It’s not just about being slow—it’s about being unaware,” Lopez explained. “ Some people stop right in the middle of the hallway to talk, tie their shoes, etc. It clogs up everything.”
So, what’s the solution?
Some students suggested creating “fast lanes” and “slow lanes” in the hallways, similar to the concept used on escalators or in major airports. Others thought the real answer lies in lessons on hallway etiquette. Many also believed more time in between classes would fix the problem.
There’s even talk about creating posters or videos to encourage better hallway habits. While it’s unlikely the school will install traffic lights anytime soon, many agreed that a little awareness could go a long way.
At the end of the day, the issue of slow walkers may not be the most serious problem facing students—but it’s definitely one of the most relatable.
So next time you’re heading to class, remember: walk with purpose, stay aware, and save the sightseeing for after school. Your fellow students will thank you.
